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a meme from the Bitch
Nov. 4th, 2005 10:13 amErudite Redneck cites an article about Bush's pockets and calls it a "man meme". However, Bitch. Ph.D knows better, and turns it into the egalitarian purse/bag/pockets meme. Her list includes "weird little breath thingies"* and "Passport, b/c you never know when you want to bolt." Hell, yeah. I (heart) Dr. B.
My bag contains my wallet, "Chicken Poop" lip gloss (which I adore, BTW), a cheap spiral notebook, a half knitted sock w/sock tools, two (whoops! four) pens, a tiny tupperware full of ibuprofen, antibiotics which I'm always forgetting to take on time, old church bulletins, a catalog from which I buy holiday gifts, a green comb, dental flex paperwork, a couple of those candy mints that Em adores, an advertisement for the "Museum of Sex", a plane ticket stub from LGA, gum, a hairband, a silver pin shaped like an IUD, Halloween candy, and several electronic devices with funny names: the Humbug, the Gigapet, and Archie. On my hip are my keys and pocket knife, and either my cell phone or my pager, depending on whether or not I'm working.
I'm starting this on my blog, because I love reading other people's lists more than making my own. Please share!
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*I just want to thank the forces of nature for Listerine breath strips and their current mainstream status. When discussing contraception, I have to go over several little known (and marginally effective) methods, and the advent of the breath strip has made the explanation of spermicidal film SO. MUCH. EASIER. I can just say, "You know those breath strips that melt in your mouth? Yeah, like that. But not in your mouth." And they get it, and I can highlight its marginal effectiveness, and move on. No more wasting precious minutes on THAT! Ha! Thank you, Listerine!
My bag contains my wallet, "Chicken Poop" lip gloss (which I adore, BTW), a cheap spiral notebook, a half knitted sock w/sock tools, two (whoops! four) pens, a tiny tupperware full of ibuprofen, antibiotics which I'm always forgetting to take on time, old church bulletins, a catalog from which I buy holiday gifts, a green comb, dental flex paperwork, a couple of those candy mints that Em adores, an advertisement for the "Museum of Sex", a plane ticket stub from LGA, gum, a hairband, a silver pin shaped like an IUD, Halloween candy, and several electronic devices with funny names: the Humbug, the Gigapet, and Archie. On my hip are my keys and pocket knife, and either my cell phone or my pager, depending on whether or not I'm working.
I'm starting this on my blog, because I love reading other people's lists more than making my own. Please share!
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*I just want to thank the forces of nature for Listerine breath strips and their current mainstream status. When discussing contraception, I have to go over several little known (and marginally effective) methods, and the advent of the breath strip has made the explanation of spermicidal film SO. MUCH. EASIER. I can just say, "You know those breath strips that melt in your mouth? Yeah, like that. But not in your mouth." And they get it, and I can highlight its marginal effectiveness, and move on. No more wasting precious minutes on THAT! Ha! Thank you, Listerine!
